big boob problems.

Back to your regularly scheduled Big Boob Problems :D

Sorry I haven’t updated for a few days, I was away this weekend visiting this loser: http://femalefacepalms.tumblr.com/

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Almost the 2 week anniversary…haha :)

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Once upon a time, I went to Victoria’s Secret to see if I could find something that did not, in fact, make my boobs look hilariously large.  Upon selecting my targets and entering the changeroom area, I was asked if I wanted to be measured.  I thought, sure, why not?

She measured me at a 36C.  Now, I knew this was incorrect because I own a couple of 36C bras.  These bras are both too small in the cup and too big in the band; nip-slip hazards as well as the back riding up to my shoulderblades.  Needless to say, these bras sit unworn in my closet.

I explained this to the lady, and she was like, “Just try it anyway,” with a “you totally don’t know what you’re talking about” gleam in her eyes.  So, I tried on her precious 36C, and exactly what I said would happen, happened.  Band rode up, boobs busted out of the cups.  ”Try a 34D,” she advised.

Well, herp-de-derp, lady, I thought.  That’s my size anyway.

Tried 34D.  Boobs still busting out of cups.  ”Try a 34DD,” she suggested.

Tried 34DD.  Proper fit.  Great, I thought, the boobies have grown.

So, to recap: the VS lady measured me at a 36C.  Actual size?  34DD.

Moral of the story: Victoria’s Secret is so very pretty, but so very suckish.